"Animals may be our friends, but they won't pick you up at the airport."

-- Bobcat Goldthwait

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“Gloucestershire police must be the envy of the human rights-abusing cop world. From Turkey to Indonesia they will say, 'Kidnapping peace protestors! How did they get away with that one?'”
“A Bible thatâ€™s falling apart usually belongs to someone who isnâ€™t.”
“Football is important, but it is never more important than life.”

Source : "Nemanja Vidic urges Manchester United fans to show Liverpool respect" by Stuart James and Andy Hunter, www.theguardian.com. September 20, 2012.
“I think that the process of making music is a hard one to describe as well.”
“... the Apostle says, 'he that says he abides in Christ ought himself also to walk as He walked' (I Jn. 2:6). Otherwise we make a vain pretence and show, if we follow not His steps, Whose name we glory in, and assuredly they would not be irksome to us, but would free us from all dangers, if we loved nothing but what He commanded us to love.”
“My feeling is that contracts should always be honored. ... This is a situation where a legally binding contract is not being honored and that's not right...”
“Arbitrary rule has its basis, not in the strength of the state or the chief, but in the moral weakness of the individual, who submits almost without resistance to the domineering power.”
“I just read an 800-page history of the Scottish Enlightenment and, honestly, I may as well just start it again now, because I cannot remember a single thing. I can barely remember where Scotland is.”

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