"All that is deformed ought to be reformed. The Word of God alone teaches us what ought to be so, and all reform effected otherwise is vain."

“The record of one's life must needs prove more interesting to him who writes it than to him who reads what has been written.”

“People often can't separate, or can't understand, that to be funny is to be serious; it's a way of pulling people in and not scaring them off. I think a lot of the funny stuff, underneath it, there's a deep anxiety going on.”

“I ask nothing of the Jews except that they should disappear.”

“Removing Christian evangelism from the African equation may leave the continent at the mercy of a malign fusion of Nike, the witch doctor, the mobile phone and the machete.”

“Oh, this absolute loneliness and the game - loving to play the game, loving to go and tell stories to men that certainly weren't true, just for the sport of it, just to see how they would react.”

“The only reason I'm in Hollywood is that I don't have the moral courage to refuse the money.”

“It is not good enough to get your horse to do what you want. It is far better to cause your horse to want to do it.”

“I loved Michael Jackson and Madonna. I styled my hair like Whitney Houston.”