"I didn't mean to hit the umpire with the dirt, but I did mean to hit that ***** in the stands."

-- Babe Ruth

#Mean Quotes #Umpires Quotes #Dirt Quotes

“Exercise is the key not only to physical health but to peace of mind.”
“Hear from the heart wordless mysteries.”
“Do Angels have assholes?" Atticus O'Sullivan - Hexed”
“... to find beauty in everyone you must see beauty in everyone, then announce that you see it, for in announcing it, you place it there in their reality.”
“Reconciliation is more beautiful than victory.”
“It's always wonderful when something altogether wrong ends right, without the help of either religion or the police.”

Source : Ludwig Bemelmans (2006). “When You Lunch with the Emperor: The Adventures of Ludwig Bemelmans”
“You wake up in the morning and you look at your old spoon, and you say to yourself, 'Mick, it's time to get yourself a new spoon.' And you do.”
“He who comes from the kitchen, smells of its smoke; and he who adheres to a sect, has something of its cant; the college air pursues the student; and dry inhumanity him who herds with literary pedants.”

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