"If you ask me to tell you anything about the nature of what lies beyond the phaneronâ€¦ my answer is â€œHow should I know?â€â€¦ I am not dismayed by ultimate mysteriesâ€¦ I can no more grasp what is behind such questions as my cat can understand what is behind the clatter I make while I type this paragraph."

-- Martin Gardner

#Lying Quotes #Cat Quotes #Answers Quotes

“I never know what I'm going to do for the Post next. Two weeks ago I had a piece on Homeland Security. This is one of my pig ongoing projects. How unprepared we are for a terrorist attack.”
“It is born to every Western girl to like outdoor life and to do all kinds of wild, daring things.”
“I am a much better father and husband than I ever was a sniper.”
“Every single one of us possesses the strength to attempt something he isn't sure he can accomplish.”
“I was fresh out of drama school and had no idea what I was doing. They hustled me along and Bill Cosby tolerated my rookie behavior. It was great. Once you have 'The Cosby Show' on your resume, you can keep going.”
“Let the space under the first storey be dark, let the water lap the stone posts, and vivid green slime glimmer upon them; let a boat be kept there.”
“An artist is someone with the gift to light up a dark room.”
“An element of fantasy is needed when falling in love and I was unable to find the fantasy element with any of the male gender”

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