"I remember the first joke that I made, which went over terribly. I was at my cousin's birthday party in Brooklyn. I was a little kid and she was a little older. They were going around introducing themselves; I was probably four, and I was very eager to impress all of these older New York kids. They went down the line and were like, "I'm Jake," "I'm Jane," "I'm Silvia," and I said, "I'm hungry," because I thought that was really going to bring the house down."

-- Zach Woods

#Party Quotes #Kids Quotes #House Quotes

“You are allowed to lie a little, but you must never mislead.”
“Of lunacy, Innumerous were the causes; humbled pride, Ambition disappointed, riches lost, And bodily disease, and sorrow, oft By man inflicted on his brother man; Sorrow, that, made the reason drunk, and yet Left much untasted. So the cup was fill'd.”

Source : Robert Pollok, James Robert Boyd (1860). “Pollok's Course of Time”, p.304
“A king is no king without his people, but a people without their king would be lost as well. Lan Fan (Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood)”
“The stream sings a subdued music, a scarcely audible lilt, faint and fluid syllables not quite said. It slips away into its future, where it already is, and flows steadily forth from up the canyon, a fountain of rumors from regions known to it and not to me.”

Source : John Daniel (2009). “The Far Corner: Northwestern Views on Land, Life, and Literature”, p.67, Counterpoint
“Consumers are increasingly feeling that they are being taken for a ride.”
“Hurts of childhood live on; in one form or other they are there to the end.”

Source : Susan Glaspell (1940). “The Morning is Near Us: A Novel”
“It's often been said that I'm an extremely depressing, cynical writer. I've never known what to make of that.”
“Funny thing, every time an angel appeared to someone in the Bible, the first thing he'd say was, "Fear not."... I guess they were pretty spectacular.”

Source : Gilbert Morris (2005). “The Angel of Bastogne”, p.30, B&H Publishing Group

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