"It's always fun to improvise. What's weird is that when you're recording, you're by yourself, for the most part."

-- Zach Woods

“If you were in a bad relationship and you meet someone new, you're going to leave with your luggage. The next person is going to have to endure things that someone else causes.”
“[B]y requiring that an execution be relatively painless, we necessarily protect the inmate from enduring any punishment that is comparable to the suffering inflicted on his victim. This trend, while appropriate and required by the Eighth Amendment's prohibition on cruel and unusual punishment, actually undermines the very premise on which public approval of the retribution rationale is based.”
“I know it sounds hard to believe, but habits laid down by our ancestors persist even after the conditions that created those habits have gone away.”
“I've always felt more at home in the UK than in France.”
“But it's amazing how many people think that gay men should slink off into the shadows when it comes to having friendships with children.”
“If we cant face our losses, we cant be present either fully to everything that is. When people have cut off or not made peace with some part of themselves, they miss out on other aspects of life.”
“Take a lover who looks at you like maybe you are a bourbon biscuit.”
“Until you've had depression I don't think you're qualified to talk about it.”

Source : "Geoff Boycott sparks controversy with remarks on Mike Yardy depression" by Andy Wilson, www.theguardian.com. March 24, 2011.

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