"If you want to steal, steal a little in a nice way. But if you steal too much to become rich overnight, you'll be caught."

“I've had every advantage in the world, despite the 18 years of silence which were nobody's fault but mine.”

Source : "'I want to make the world better'". Interview with Vadim Prokhorov, www.theguardian.com. July 14, 2005.

“Fashion designers are dictators of taste.”

“Love can come when you're already who you are, when you're filled with you. Not when you look to someone else to fill the empty space.”

Source : Deb Caletti (2004). “Honey, Baby, Sweetheart”, p.237, Simon and Schuster

“Like any corporation, I have the benefit of the brainpower of everyone who is working for me. It all ends up being my work, the corporate me, but everyone extends ideas and comes up with suggestions.”

“No individual is alone responsible for a single stepping stone along the path of progress, and where the path is smooth progress is most rapid.”

“a lot of brothers don't understand. When it comes to making love, reciprocity is everything.”

“What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.”

Source : Woody Allen (2007). “The Insanity Defense: The Complete Prose”, Random House Incorporated

“Anyone who stops learning is old, whether at twenty or eighty. Anyone who keeps learning stays young. The greatest thing in life is to keep your mind young.”