"I find that when I tell lawyer jokes to a mixed audience, the lawyers don't think they're funny and the non-lawyers don't think they're jokes."

-- John Roberts

#Thinking Quotes #Lawyer Quotes #Audience Quotes

“All of West Ham's away victories have come on opponents' territory this season”
“People hang their hopes on you fitting into their CD collection in way that they have made a space for, but I'm playing a longer game than that.”
“My sister's asthmatic. In the middle of an asthma attack she got an obscene phone call. The guy said, "Did I call you or did you call me?"”
“People are becoming more intimately acquainted with people who are different than them - it's not so unusual anymore.”
“I admire this town a lot. They take care of their own. There's not a lot of places in the world, much less America, that do that. It's just a great place.”
“Perhaps the greatest paradox of all is that there are paradoxes in mathematics.”
“I think songs and visuals are so evocative of each other.”

Source : "Listen Up: Exitmusic" by Rebecca Willa Davis, www.elle.com. May 22, 2012.
“Learning to write . . . is a desperately idiosyncratic, eccentric, single-souled, lifelong quest.”

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