"A comedian is someone who tells the truth. Truth is the set of all jokes told by all comedians in the world."

“I play the same album over and over until the people in my house are ready to kill me.”

Source : Source: www.psychologytoday.com

“Let this sad tale of death never be told without a tear: let every parent tell the shameful story to his listening children, till tears of pity glisten in their eyes, or boiling passion shakes their tender frames.”

“If you tell anything to a woman ... it's like putting it in the papers.”

Source : Ivan Klíma, Paul Wilson (2006). “Waiting for the Dark, Waiting for the Light”, p.60, Grove Press

“Yes, I was really good in physics and in math.”

“The Luxembourg financial centre is based on several pillars, we are characterised by the breadth of our product range, we are an active participant in the international credit business.”

“I'm an old-school guy.”

“I grew up in the church and had religion in my life for a long time. I'm not really a church goer, but I definitely have a hunger for a spiritual connection to the world and for my soul to be healed.”

Source : Source: collider.com

“There are unknown forces in nature; when we give ourselves wholly to her, without reserve, she lends them to us; she shows us these forms, which our watching eyes do not see, which our intelligence does not understand or suspect.”