"I had a twin, and he didn't make it."

-- Jay Pharoah

“If you dream and you allow yourself to dream you can do anything.”
“Today's Multiple Choice Thought There is no place where a loving touch so completely compensates for an unskilled hand as in: a. the bedroom b. the nursery c. the garden”
“It's not easy-living in a void, living and dying inside your headâ€¦wanting what you want so much that you'd give everything else to get it- but the time still passes, the days go onâ€¦and as long as there's still a tomorrow, there's always a chance.”
“Marcel Proust shut out visitors from his cork-lined room, where he wrote, but he probably expected to be immortalized in the literary canon. Even the most introverted drives and motives are set in a social context and amplified by the potential for achieving fame.”
“I didn't try and do fashion pictures. I tried to do portraits of girls wearing dresses.”
“Even if your Ego Doesn't Grasp it, this is the Truth: Everything is on Time Under Heaven's Net”
“No one questioned "who is a Serb, who is a Croat, who is a Muslim (Bosniak)" we were all one people, that's how it was back then, and I still think it is that way today.”
“There's no way we can get to the bottom of Benghazi without David Petraeus.”

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