"In more than 20 years of opening beers with guys, I have NEVER seen the Swedish Bikini Team show up. Almost always, the teams that show up in beer drinking situations consist of guys who have been playing league softball and smell like bus seats."

-- Dave Barry

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“There never appear more than five or six men of genius in an age, but if they were united the world could not stand before them.”
“The moment for action has arrived, and I know that I can trust in you to save our country.”
“You've got to hae ground forces that are capable of going after them and rooting them out.”
“I am a big fan of the night shoots, as tough as they are, because they have almost a camping trip feel.”

Source : Source: collider.com
“You can always improve your situation. But you do so by facing it, not by running away.”

Source : Brad Warner (2009). “Zen Wrapped in Karma Dipped in Chocolate: A Trip through Death, Sex, Divorce, and Spiritual Celebrity in Search of the True Dharma”, p.71, New World Library
“Today's new climate policy is like delivering the final divorce papers to the public and the world, ... And it is divorced from the reality of global warming.”
“My mother never forgave my father”
“Since I do not believe that there should be different recommendations for people living in the Bronx and people living in Manhattan, I am uncomfortable making different recommendations for my patients in Boston and in Haiti.”

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