"I tell people, 'I have a Ph.D. from Google University."

#People Quotes #Google Quotes #University Quotes

“I am the State. [Fr., L'etat c'est moi.]”
“Screaming is bad for the voice, but it's good for the heart.”
“I could shave my head and wear a sackcloth and still get a whole lot of ghostly wrong numbers. Makes me wonder if thereâ€™s some kind of ghost-necro ***** industry down there. ~Jaime Vegas”
“With our short sight we affect to take a comprehensive view of eternity. Our horizon is the universe.”

Source : Paul Laurence Dunbar (2009). “The Uncalled (EasyRead Large Edition)”, p.113, ReadHowYouWant.com
“A good test case is a test case that has a high probability of detecting an undiscovered error, not a test case that show that the program works correctly.”
“Dare to dream... something will always come of it”
“There are three sides to every story. Mine, yours and the truth.”

Source : "Film Review: 'Supermensch: The Legend of Shep Gordon'". July 17, 2014.
“I mean, Eighteen years old is the age of consent in Europe and you can go anywhere and do anything you like. In America, it is dumb. At eighteen you should be able to do anything that you like, except get married.”

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