"Why be uptight about bowel movements and sex? We all have sex. We all have penises -- except for those of us who have vaginas."

-- Howard Stern

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“Always laugh when you can; it is cheap medicine. Merriment is a philosophy not well understood. It is the sunny side of existence.”
“He had undoubtedly not availed himself of the ministry archives, archives that might have revealed to him that Iranian diplomats in Paris, from this, his own Foreign Ministry, had taken it upon themselves to issue Iranian passports to Jews escaping the very Holocaust they were aware of, but that he now denied.”

Source : Hooman Majd (2013). “The Ayatollah Begs to Differ: The Paradox of Modern Iran”, p.52, Penguin UK
“You're much more likely to reach your goals if they're your goals, speaking to your desires, rather than the desires of outside influences. Goals that are meaningful to you will keep you inspired and driven towards success.”
“This is the permanent tension that lies at the heart of a capitalist democracy and is exacerbated in times of crisis. In order to ensure the survival of the richest, it is democracy that has to be heavily regulated rather than capitalism.”

Source : Tariq Ali (2011). “The Obama Syndrome: Surrender at Home, War Abroad”, p.75, Verso Books
“The whole point of justice consists precisely in our providing for others through humanity what we provide for our own family through affection.”

Source : Lactantius, Anthony Bowen, Peter Garnsey (2003). “Divine Institutes”, p.358, Liverpool University Press
“The Golden Rule works. It really does. Treat people the way you want to be treated. Kindness begets kindness.”
“I think that many citizens understand how our system works, or rather, fails to work, for structural reasons. But who has the capacity and the incentives to bring change? The banks and other corporations love the system because it allows them to buy legislation that serves their own interests even at the expense of the vast majority of citizens. Incumbent politicians love the system because it allows them to raise millions of dollars toward defending their seats.”

Source : Source: www.truth-out.org
“I took the frets out of my bass after I was getting into jazz a lot and I wanted to have that upright sound.”

Source : "Modern Electric Bass, Jaco Pastorius". Book by Jaco Pastorius, 1985.

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