"This is Red Barber speaking. Let me say hello to you all."

-- Red Barber

#Red Lipstick Quotes #Hello Quotes #Barbers Quotes

“The things that have made America great are being subverted for the things that make Americans rich.”
“I'm so misunderstood!”
“I do agree to a certain extent that it is unfortunate that I have to be a little more aware of being a kid and growing up and figuring out who I am, but at the same time, it's part of what I love.”
“I didn't want to see George Hamilton playing me, I wanted the real thing.”
“Tell me what game Steph Landry and I used to play in the big dirt pile they made while they were digging my familyâ€™s pool, back when we were both seven, or Iâ€™ll know youâ€™re an alien replacement and youâ€™ve got the real Steph up in your mother ship!â€ I glared at him. â€œG.I. Joe meets Spelunker Barbie,â€ I said. â€œAnd stop being so ridiculous. We have to go. Weâ€™re going to end up at a bad table for lunch.”
“But I've always attracted attention, it's true, ever since I was very young.”
“How many persons must there be who cannot worship alone since they are content with so little.”
“I don't play the lottery. I don't care what my horoscope says. I think most things about the world could be improved if people thought more about what they're doing. When someone gets upset with their computer, I tend to side with the computer. I think art is overrated, and bridges are underrated. In fact, I don't understand why bridges aren't art. It seems to me they're penalized for having a use. If I make a bridge that ends in midair, that's a sculpture. But put it between two landmasses and let it ferry two hundred thousand cars per day and it's infrastructure. That makes no sense.”

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