"According as the man is, so must you humour him."

-- Jean Racine

#Men Quotes #Humour Quotes

“Knowledge, like all things, is best in moderation," intoned the Will. "Knowing everything means you don't need to think, and that is very dangerous.”

Source : Garth Nix (2010). “The Keys to the Kingdom #5: Lady Friday”, p.301, Scholastic Inc.
“As a dad, it's kind of exciting to see that your son follows what you believe in so strongly.”
“People who work on soaps all the time understand the formula of how to do it.”

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“My view of life is, 'If you're going to miss Heaven, why miss it by two inches? Miss it!”
“I think the medical term for the injury is 'the bottom of my ***** hurts.'”
“If help and salvation are to come, they can only come from the children, for the children are the makers of men.”
“Natural joy brings no headaches and no heartaches.”
“TM in the a.m. and the p.m....20 minutes in the bank, all day in the market place.”

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