"The shortest distance between two jokes makes a perfect speech."

-- Orlando Aloysius Battista

#Distance Quotes #Two Quotes #Perfect Quotes

“I look like a child - and I love it!”

Source : Interview with Seventeen Magazine, www.seventeen.com. July 31, 2007.
“The players fire the coach, and as long as I'm on the same wavelength with them, I can coach as long as I want to.”
“White people who are doing this work need to make their stories known to serve as guides for others.”

Source : Beverly Daniel Tatum (1997). “"Why are All the Black Kids Sitting Together in the Cafeteria?" and Other Conversations about Race”, Basic Books
“It is only by means of purity of mind can you come close to the Lord.”
“When I was nine, I was diagnosed with an irregular heartbeat and was prescribed beta blockers, which had the side effect of turning my skin green. Looking like Shrek's little sister at school wasn't the easiest thing.”
“Look what's happened to Barack Obama over the last two years or George Bush for eight. It's a blood sport. But at some point I may feel the need to run for office again.”

Source : "Morning Joe to run again?" by Jennifer Epstein, www.politico.com. December 30, 2010.
“You can always land on your feet if you know where the ground is.”

Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“You've got to jump off cliffs and build your wings on the way down.”

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