#May Quotes #Fool Quotes
“First of all, never buy a man a plasma TV until you're married. A lot of men once they have a plasma TV they don't need a girlfriend”
“I don't have a dayjob or anything. And then, winter's [makes it] hard to do anything.”
“The oneness of human beings is the basic ethical thread that holds us together.”
“Forgiveness is unlocking the door to set someone free and realising you were the prisoner!”
“Hair that gleams can send a clear sign that you're young and in your prime, whatever your actual age.”
“Silence is hereby outlawed. Silence breeds independent thought, which in turn breeds dissent.”
“Just speed, raw speed, blinding speed, too much speed.”
“If there is a God, atheism must seem to Him as less of an insult than religion.”
David King of Israel
Moses Prophet
