"It's hard for me to say you have to accept that the world is meaningless and the landscape is there before and after. That's not something we learn much in our culture growing up."

“God may thunder His commands from Mount Sinai and men may fear, yet remain at heart exactly as they were before. But let a man once see his God down in the arena as a Man-suffering, tempted, sweating, and agonized, finally dying a criminal's death-and he is a hard man indeed who is untouched.”

Source : John Bertram Phillips (1984). “The newborn Christian: 114 readings from J.B. Phillips”, Macmillan Pub Co

“God exists because arithmetic is consistent - the Devil exists because we can't prove it!”

“May every memory that you share Of dreams you've seen come true, Help make this special anniversary day A happy one, for the two of you”

“You throw a perfectly straight line at the audience and then, right at the end, you curve it. Good jokes do that.”

“I would love to start directing. I just hope to find the right thing and, if I was afforded the opportunity, I think it would be something great. It would be really hard, but I think it would be a great privilege.”

“No one for a moment can pretend that printing is so great a discovery as writing, or algebra as a language.”

“Such, Polly, are your sex - part truth, part fiction; - Some thought, much whim and all a contradiction.”

Source : Richard Savage, Thomas Park (1807). “The Poetical Works of Richard Savage: Collated with the Best Editions:”, p.129

“I like talking about sex. Especially when I'm horny, but even when I'm not.”