"This vacation tip: If you see a gas station with a sign that says Clean Rest Rooms, it means one thing--the door is locked and no one can find the key."

-- Pat Williams

#Mean Quotes #Vacation Quotes #Keys Quotes

“Where do consequences lead? Depends on the escort.”
“It is a great comfort to a rambling people to know that somewhere there is a permanent home--perhaps it is the most final of the comforts they ever really know.”
“I would love to be better at cooking but I hate cleaning up afterwards. I love the process of putting everything together and the chance of getting it right or wrong but it takes ten minutes to eat it and then ages to clean.”
“Shaking hands with the strangers of opposite sex is forbidden”
“I know the devil is working against me. I already know my mission and what I'm really here to do. People may not see it but he's been working overtime. He's not even able to mess with other artists because he's got so many demons around me.”
“I was so happy to be out of there. â€œBarabas, if you werenâ€™t batting for the other team, Iâ€™d marry you.â€ He grinned. â€œIf I werenâ€™t batting for the other team, I would accept your proposal. You had me at â€˜No comment.â€™ If all my clients were this smart, my life would be much easier. Much, much easier.”
“As my father-in-law once said, when they talk about taxes it's always for teachers, firemen, and police - but when they spend your taxes, it always seems to go to some guy in a leather chair downtown you never heard of.”
“Science is a capital or fund perpetually reinvested; it accumulates, rolls up, is carried forward by every new man. Every man of science has all the science before him to go upon, to set himself up in business with. What an enormous sum Darwin availed himself of and reinvested! Not so in literature; to every poet, to every artist, it is still the first day of creation, so far as the essentials of his task are concerned. Literature is not so much a fund to be reinvested as it is a crop to be ever new-grown.”

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