"If life were like a competitive race, some people would be given a flying start and others would line up with weights tied to their ankles."

“One may speak Latin and have but the mind of a peasant.”

“I have managed to eke out a good and substantial existence. I'm not shoveling gold bricks or anything, but I do very, very well.”

“He ignored me, thank God, saying to Kat, "Let go of Frosty's leash. You're choking the life out of him." Kat's eyes narrowed to tiny slits, a sure sign of her aggression. "He deserves to choke. He didn't keep little frosty in his pants this summer." the words snapped like a whip. "He did." Cole snapped back with unwavering confidence. "Not." "Did." "Not!" "Did," "Not, not, not!" she shouted with a stomp of her foot. "What are we five?" Cole said. "Six.”

“One of our top objectives is to find and destroy the WMD. There are a number of sites.”

Source : "Letters to the Editor". thetimes-tribune.com. May 23, 2010.

“Look at me. I’m skinny, I have a big nose, no ***** and no ass, but in a room full of beautiful women, I would still leave with the most gorgeous guy.”

“I realize it's possible in ways both large or small to make a difference in someone's life.”

“I am a Jew, but I am enthralled by the luminous figure of the Nazarene….No one can read the Gospels without feeling the actual presence of Jesus.”

“Strive for excellence, not perfection, because we don't live in a perfect world.”