"Too many bugs and leeches and spiders and spiderwebs. Please spray the wilderness to rid the area of these pests."

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Dave Barry

#God Quotes #Stupidity Quotes #Leeches Quotes

“I'm an Ivy League-educated lawyer, so you'd think the world wouldn't mess with me, right? But I've been paid $10,000 less than a less qualified man in the same role. I've had men I've worked with grab my leg or rub my back in ways that have made me feel uncomfortable. I've been taken off projects because I was pregnant, even though my pregnancies have been both been healthy and didn't impact my work at all.”

Source : Source: www.elle.com
“The Smithsonian Festival of American Folklife, actually, was an effort to put something on the mall in Washington so American tourists could walk through America, and in their minds everything on the mall would be American”
“The Law of Triviality... briefly stated, it means that the time spent on any item of the agenda will be in inverse proportion to the sum involved.”

Source : Parkinson's Law ch. 3 (1957)
“Lean on me, when you're not strong and I'll be your friend, I'll help you carry on.”

Source : Song: Lean On Me, 1972
“Yeah, I was with Jethro Tull for three weeks, so what?”
“Brave men donâ€™t learn from their home.”
“A wandering minstrel I A thing of shreds and patches Of ballads, songs and snatches And dreamy lullaby!”
“In all, dozens upon dozens of groups and organizations have prioritized stopping the killing in Darfur before there is no one left to be killed. It is high time that we, the U.S. Congress, join our name to that list.”

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