"I bet that if you actually read the entire vastness of the U.S. Tax Code, you'd find at least one sex scene . . ."

-- Dave Barry

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“I find animated movies very touching. They reach an audience that's hard to get with a live-action film.”
“Up a set and 2-0 it's definitely a situation where a little match practice would've helped, so I'm disappointed but think I can take some positives from the first set and the start of the second.”
“You're able to use a search engine, like Google or Bing or whatever. But those engines don't understand anything about pages that they give you; they essentially index the pages based on the words that you're searching, and then they intersect that with the words in your query, and they use some tricks to figure out which pages are more important than others. But they don't understand anything.”
“Addiction struggle is believing you are separate from love. It took me a long time to glimpse that.”
“The best thing about being dead is you no longer have to say 'I wish I were dead.' The best thing about being alive is that you can still say 'I wish I were dead'”
“Gary Cooper was a good friend. He was a great nature lover. He was like an American Indian, he knew every leaf that was turned over. It was an education to go for a walk with him.”
“I always thought that television was the way to go in my goal to invade pop culture because it got to towns in which there were no bookstores. That's how I used to think of it: How do I reach kids who not only don't read but probably have no access to much in the way of books?”
“The difference between relief pitching when I did it today is simple, there is too much of it. It's one of those cases where more is not necessarily better.”

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