"A cement mixer collided with a prison van on the Kingston Pass. Motorists are asked to be on the lookout for 16 hardened criminals."

-- Ronnie Corbett

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“If there's anything that you want, If there's anything I can do, Just call on me, And I'll send it along with love from me to you.”
“I was told once by some country people that a magician should never tell his dreams because the telling will make them come true. But I say that is great nonsense.”

Source : Susanna Clarke (2009). “The Ladies of Grace Adieu: and Other Stories”, p.26, A&C Black
“It will be possible in a few more years to build radio controlled rockets which can be steered into such orbits beyond the limits of the atmosphere and left to broadcast scientific information back to the Earth. A little later, manned rockets will be able to make similar flights with sufficient excess power to break the orbit and return to Earth. (1945) [Predicting communications satellites.]”
“As you understand the game of football, you understand that it is about wins and losses.”

Source : Source: bleacherreport.com
“When I do a horror or a fantasy film it all boils down to something in the script that surprises me. It could be a big thing or a small moment. If it's there I'll do it.”
“God is calling us to change the politics of hunger because the need is especially great right now. But the opportunities are also very clear. We can do a lot, but we can't food bank our way to the end of hunger.”

Source : Source: www.huffingtonpost.com
“I have been much blessed.”
“When trouble haunts me, need I sigh?No, rather smile away despair”

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