"It's the job of grandmothers to interfere."

“Modern American magic, late 20th century magic, is tremendously disrespectful of the audience.”

“I head a nation of a million presidents.”

“There are three reasons to be in business. To make money, to have fun – and to make money.”

“A true business opportunity is the on that an entrepreneur invents to grow him or herself. Not to work in, but to work on.”

Source : Michael E. Gerber (2009). “Awakening the Entrepreneur Within: How Ordinary People Can Create Extraordinary Companies”, p.26, Harper Collins

“The better world we want is coming. It's just waiting for us to stop at nothing.”

Source : "Click go the tears for warlord Joseph Kony's victims" by Andrew Bolt, www.dailytelegraph.com.au. March 11, 2012.

“When a man spends his own money to buy something for himself, he is very careful about how much he spends and how he spends it. When a man spends his own money to buy something for someone else, he is still very careful about how much he spends, but somewhat less what he spends it on. When a man spends someone else's money to buy something for himself, he is very careful about what he buys, but doesn't care at all how much he spends. And when a man spends someone else's money on someone else, he does't care how much he spends or what he spends it on. And that's government for you.”

“I realize that the strivings of the Polish people gave rise, and still do so, to the feelings of understanding and solidarity all over the world.”

“Jump into an open grave? What kind of idiot are you?" Butters replied. "I might as well put on a red shirt and volunteer for the away team. There's snow and ice and slippery mud down there. That's like asking for an ironically broken neck.”