"Success is an absurd, erratic thing. She arrives when one least expects her and after she has come may depart again almost because of a whim."

“Dusty Rhodes wouldn't win a body building contest for best abs, MacMahon, he'd win for MOST abs.”

“The Equal Rights Amendment would "turn holy wedlock into holy deadlock."”

“Jim Henson was the only piece of fan mail I ever wrote when I was a little kid.”

“There is a beauty in the world, though it's harsher than we expect it to be.”

“Regeneration is a spiritual change; conversion is a spiritual motion.”

“Russia tried to introduce beer as kind of the new vodka - and it's working with younger people in major cities - but you can have ten shots of vodka and be perfectly okay. If I had ten beers, I would be liquidated.”

“Crime is a violation of people and relationships. It creates obligations to make things right. Justice involves the victim, the offender and the community in a search for solutions which promote repair, reconciliation and reassurance”

“I do what I do instinctively, and that’s me. If you like me, that’s fine; if you don’t like me then don’t watch me.”