"I played softball at George Washington University and then I played professionally for the Mid-Michigan Ice. I had a couple of tryouts with the US Olympic Team but I don't know if I have a word to describe how bad one of the tryouts was. It was the worst tryout in the history of tryouts. It was that bad. So I totally bombed it and thought my chances of being an Olympian were over."

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Source : Source: www.beliefnet.com

Elana Meyers

#Softball Quotes #Couple Quotes #Team Quotes

“They were saying computers deal with numbers. This was absolutely nonsense. Computers deal with arbitrary information of any kind.”
“Bad mind, bad heart. (Mals Mens, Malus Animus”
“But the Grammys is just not something I can take too seriously. It would be a mistake to hinge my happiness on something so completely out of my control.”
“Ancient and modern languages teem with happily expressed sentiments of more or less force and beauty, sufficiently individualized and excellent to warrant their reproduction and classification.”

Source : Maturin Murray Ballou (1899). “Edge-tools of speech”
“Just relax and breathe through your ass.”

Source : Lewis Black (2008). “Me of Little Faith”, p.38, Penguin
“Faffing, of course, does not fit the programme. We are supposed to be busy, productive citizens.”
“When the so-called think tanks began to replace the thought processes of human beings, I called them the aseptic tanks.”
“Almost no one is foolish enough to imagine that he automatically deserves great success in any field of activity; yet almost everyone believes that he automatically deserves success in marriage.”

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