"I wore a groove in the kitchen floor with endless trips to the fridge, hoping against hope that I had somehow missed a plateful of cold sausages on the previous 4,000 excursions. Then, for no obvious reason, I decided to buy a footstool."

-- Jeremy Clarkson

#Bored Quotes #Kitchen Quotes #Sausage Quotes

“If you want your children to be intelligent, read them fairy tales. If you want them to be more intelligent, read them more fairy tales.”
“You never get people's fuller attention than when you're listening to them.”
“I conduct faster so you can see my beat.”
“I do think that I can sing, though I actually like voices I can't imitate.”
“I am constantly aware of which of the Seven Centres of Consciousness I am using and I feel my energy, perceptiveness, love and inner peace growing as I open all of the centres of consciousness.”
“When you're in government, of course, you have protection and you have people who are looking out for your wellbeing, but you can't live in a state of fear. If you do, you're not going to do your job very well and you're going to give yourself high blood pressure, which probably isn't worth it.”
“To change the world we must be good to those who cannot repay us.”

Source : Pope Francis @Pontifex, twitter.com. October 18, 2014.
“In a one-woman show, there must be compelling material that you adore. In both of these there are conversations with you and another character. My Second City (improvisation) background comes in very handy for accent and body posture.”

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