"And here goes Aguero, looking to relieve himself."

-- Mike Ingham

#Football Quotes

“The full employment situation reinforces itself.”
“A writer's voice is not character alone, it is not style alone; it is far more. A writer's voice line the stroke of an artist's brush- is the thumbprint of her whole person- her idea, wit, humor, passions, rhythms.”
“You should have seen me in my Catholic school girl skirt with my knees knocking together.”
“I have an iPad and I watch three things: 'The Daily Show,' '60 Minutes,' and 'Meet the Press.'”
“The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.”
“If you take a needle and stick her in the booty and take a needle and stick me in the booty, we're both going to say ouch.”
“Poor Capablanca! Thou wert a brilliant technician, but no philosopher. Thou wert not capable of believing that in chess, another style could be victorious than the absolutely correct one.”
“Let the glossy spreads have their heart-stopping, head-turning kind of beauty. Give me the heart-filling beauty instead. Jolie laide, that's what I would choose. Flawed, we're truly interesting, truly memorable, and yes, truly beautiful.”

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