"A lively and agreeable man has not only the merit of liveliness and agreeableness himself, but that also of awakening them in others."

“Why do they call it proctology? Is it because analogy was already taken?”

“Simplicity is the most difficult of all concepts.”

“I get up every morning and it's going to be a great day. You never know when it's going to be over so I refuse to have a bad day.”

“My ambition is to go back to Spurs and Rangers in some capacity and give something back that they gave to me.”

“If you will it, it is no dream; and if you do not will it, a dream it is and a dream it will stay”

“Most actors and actresses are consumed by careers and getting ahead.”

Source : "Zoe Lister-Jones Talks LOLA VERSUS, Her Ambitions to Direct and Write a Novel, and Her Next Film MOTHERFUCKER". Interview with Sheila Roberts, collider.com. June 7, 2012.

“Now, the downside to conservation is that so much is done for the public, which almost always mars the environment that one wanted to conserve.”

“Troubleshooters?" Michael asked. "When there's trouble," I told him, "they shoot it.”