"Intellectually, I think everyone really knows that women are funny, but it's a weird thing that people keep trotting out."

-- Bonnie McFarlane

#Thinking Quotes #People Quotes #Weird Things Quotes

“I love tennis, but I just don't like grass.”
“One of the things about a great team is that the whole exceeds the sum of its partners.”
“The pain of parting is nothing to the joy of meeting again.”
“I studied the cello for a long time, from when I was little up through college.”
“It's important to remember how our friends have such a powerful influence on us and vice versa. This can be a great thing as long as your friends surround you with love, loyalty, respect and positivity.”

Source : "Summers sees end to 'sense of free-fall'". Financial Times, April 09, 2009.
“That it's possible to do positive things and I think that's how we're going to set an example to be respected as women in the world.”
“With climbing you can go to the most beautiful places on the planet and practice. Anywhere there is rock, you can climb.”

Source : Source: espn.go.com
“I know of a few multimillionaires who started trading with inherited wealth. In each case, they lost it all because they didn't feel the pain when they were losing. In those formative first few years of trading, they felt they could afford to lose. You're much better off going into the market on a shoestring, feeling that you can't afford to lose. I'd rather bet on somebody starting out with a few thousand dollars than on somebody who came in with millions.”

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