"If you're going to steal a car, don't steal a mail vehicle. They don't mess around. I mean, have fun, steal all the cars you want, but don't steal a U.S. Mail vehicle."

-- Rob Huebel

#Fun Quotes #Mean Quotes #Car Quotes

“Everyone seems to be running against a liar, but nobody seems to be one. Odd - I mean, the math doesn't work out.”
“There's just not that many videos I want to watch.”
“It always amazes me when people go rent horses and ride them. You mean you want me to pay you to ride a horse?”

Source : "William Lucking rode many a motorcycle in films". Interview with Peter Hartlaub, www.sfgate.com. November 9, 2008.
“How can you be alienated without first having been connected?”

Source : Donald Barthelme (1982). “Sixty stories”, Plume
“Men think women should do trivial things on the margins. They think women should be merely a seasoning for a dish. I feel anger and sorrow seeing this.”
“I knew that people were going to talk about it, I knew it was embarrassing, and I knew it was a big deal. But did I think that it was going to be this thing that followed me for, you know, the next years to come? I guarantee you, 25 years from now, I'll be known as the girl that lip synced on 'SNL.' But, you know, it was a weird thing. Not fun.”
“The main way to reduce stress in the workplace is by picking the right people.”
“My ancestors are all crazy. My great-great-granddad, he was the last man to live in a cave in Nottingham.”

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