"How would that excellent mystery, wedded life, irradiate the world with its blessed influences, were the generous impulses and sentiments of courtship but perpetuated in all their exuberant fullness during the sequel of marriage!"

“It took courage to let things fall apart so beautifully.”

“I'd say honesty is always the best policy. There are always a lot of arguments - but even if honesty starts some, it avoids bigger ones.”

“You know, education, if you make the most of it, you study hard, you do your homework and you make an effort to be smart, you can do well. If you don't, you get stuck in Iraq.”

“I don't think it's ever easy to be funny. I find it easy to amuse myself with a certain sort of cynical dark humor that tends toward the meaner side, like my character in Happy Gilmore. Those kinds of characters come easily to me.”

“I wrote The Same Sea not as a political allegory about Israelis and Palestinians. I wrote it about something much more gutsy and immediate. I wrote it as a piece of chamber music.”

“The things young women read nowadays and profess to enjoy positively frighten me.”

“Moonlight drowns out all but the brightest stars.”

“I will do Dancing with the Stars when my career dips.”

Source : "Pauly D Is Too Good For ‘Dancing With The Stars’" by Naughty But Nice Rob, www.huffingtonpost.com. August 23, 2011.