"The first condition for making music is not to make a noise."

“Usually, old ladies tell me to find Jesus. Look, I'm just trying to find some chai and a good vegan muffin.”

Source : "Despairing with AFI" by Kate Stroup in Rolling Stone Magazine, March 25, 2003.

“Normally, what I do for fun is just nothing. I try to just relax. Normally, it involves just relaxing and reading and maybe going out and meeting up with a friend. I live a very simple existence. I would much rather just sit around and listen to a couple of records and read the paper.”

Source : "Colin Hanks, Tom Hanks Team Up On-Screen". The PARADE Magazine Interview, parade.com. March 20, 2009.

“I look a little like Beaker. I think I'm a cross between Beaker and The Count. My hair looks like Oscar the Grouch. It's Muppety hair.”

“I thought Bones looked like a little slice of heaven, but you're the whole cake, aren't you, sugar?”

“No morn ever dawned more favorable than ours did; and no day was every more clouded than the present! Wisdom, and good examples are necessary at this time to rescue the political machine from the impending storm.”

“Just like I am obsessed with the history of fashion, I love reading about the history of makeup.”

“Money is that thing that you work so hard to save but gets spent so easily.”

“No one writes about the emotional things you go through.”