"With Clinton, there's no question that I would have made fun of his out-and-out lying. But he's also a good friend."

-- Chevy Chase

#Fun Quotes #Lying Quotes #Good Friend Quotes

“If God gave us everything we asked for, we'd be in chaos.”

Source : Robin Jones Gunn (2009). “Christy Miller Collection”, p.140, Multnomah
“I don't like sleeping in a bed.”
“My son joined the Army to protect America, not Israel.”
“If you but knew the flames that burn in me which I attempt to beat down with my reason.”

Source : "Fictional character: Evgeny Onegin". "Onegin", www.imdb.com. 1999.
“Death is a scandal. The machine is functioning, we are all hostages”
“I'm always more motivated by the pain of a funny character than by what makes him funny.”

Source : Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.
“If I'm a game show host, will someone buy a ticket to see me do standup? To do a dramatic role in a movie?”

Source : "Howie Mandel's gamble on 'Deal' pays off". The Associated Press, www.today.com. January 23, 2006.
“This is not good. This is not right. My feet stick out of bed all night. And when I pull them in, oh dear! My head sticks out of bed out here!”

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