"Lesson learned? When people say, "You really, really must" do something, it means you don't really have to. No one ever says, "You really, really must deliver the baby during labor." When it's true, it doesn't need to be said."

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Tina Fey

#Baby Quotes #Witty Quotes #Mean Quotes

“Putin's survival depends on land grabs of foreign territories. He needs new annexations. The annexation of Crimea has gained him much applause at home. But that will not last forever. The Western sanctions are beginning to take hold and the people are suffering. In order to maintain his popularity, Putin has to commit further international crimes. Otherwise he will be dead politically.”

Source : Source: www.spiegel.de
“To secede from the Union and set up another government would cause war. If you go to war with the United States, you will never conquer her, as she has the money and the men. If she does not whip you by guns, powder, and steel, she will starve you to death. It will take the flower of the country - the young men.”
“When things are not going right, there are satanic forces in operation. What is my solution? To rebuke the condition of sin, death, disease, or whatever it is. I can pray in the Holy Ghost, and that prayer is effectual to bring down every stronghold of the enemy.”
“Every girl is capable of murder if you hurt her.”

Source : Song: This Little Girl, Album: This Little Girl, 2012
“Yeah, we pretty much had a form and a shape by that time - a style - and I think one of the advantages of not having any relationship to any other puppeteer was that it gave me a reason to put those together myself for the needs of television.”
“And if God were trying to reach out to us, and teach us something about the deepest nature of matter, he might use some drugged-out surfers.”

Source : "Dead in the Water" by Nancy Franklin, www.newyorker.com. June 25, 2007.
“I have my own foundation, which I just started, called Believe Anything Is Possible, which is going to be an organization to help the underprivileged.”
“Don't write with a pen. Ink tends to give the impression the words shouldn't be changed.”

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