"I remember going to my school careers advisor and asked about jobs that required scuba divers. It was a phase."

“The great writers of aphorisms read as if they had all known each other well.”

Source : The Human Province "1943" (1978) (translation by Joachim Neugroschel)

“Government is, at every level, a means to gather in the labor and wealth of the people, and then instruct the people about new restrictions or monitoring of their lives.”

“Men of quality are not threatened by women of equality”

“It [abstract art] should be enjoyed just as music is enjoyed after a while you may like it or you may not.”

“Getting caught masturbating sucks. I got caught masturbating in jail 7 or 8 times, it really sucks.”

“Both Einstein and Freud were clever in leaving Germany, because both of them would doubtlessly have been caught by Himmler and murdered.”

Source : "The Nuremberg Interviews". Book by Leon Goldensohn, 2004.

“Not everybody's the perfect person in the world. I mean everyone kills people, murders people, steals from you, steals from me, whatever. I think that people need a second chance, and I've always looked up to Mike Vick, and I always will.”

Source : "Controversy seems to shadow QB". www.foxnews.com. December 29, 2010.

“The library takes me away from my everyday life and allows me to see other places and learn to understand other people unlike myself.”