"The casinos are walking out of states with at least $1 billion in their pockets to Las Vegas"

“I love pain. Love pain.”

“I would be very happy to go to America. America is where I was raised and that's exactly what I want.”

“I have a rule: I will not alter the basic history of a real-life character to suit our fictional needs in a big way.”

“Headphone aren't big enough these days. Why not just throw a couple of stereo speakers in a full face motorcycle helmet.”

“The more complicated the order, the bigger the asshole. If you walk into a Starbucks and order a 'decaf grandee, half soy, half lowfat, iced vanilla, double-shot, gingerbread cappuccino, extra dry, light ice, with one Sweet-n'-Low and one NutraSweet,' ooooh, you're a huge asshole.”

“I sit at my table en grand seigneur , And when I have done, throw a crust to the poor; Not only the pleasure, one's self, of good living, But also the pleasure of now and then giving. So pleasant it is to have money, heigh ho! So pleasant it is to have money.”

“You can show me some stick ice cream and I can tell you if it's good or not just looking at it.”

“I've always been creative, I think.”