"actuaries are people who wanted to be accountants but didn't have the personality."

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Source : Kaz Cooke (1989). “The Modern Girl's Guide to Everything Staring Hermoine the Modern Girl”, Simon & Schuster

Kaz Cooke

#People Quotes #Personality Quotes #Wanted Quotes

“Poverty makes you sad as well as wise.”
“Obviously as I'm getting older, I'm seeing changes in my body that I may not like... but I do love food, and I'm from the South. I'm not gonna lie, I eat fried chicken, I love macaroni and cheese, and I love grits.”

Source : "Up Close with Erin Andrews". Interview with Kristen Aldridge, www.shape.com.
“It's such an honour being banned in Italy, the mother of sensuality. It's like being asked to straighten your tie in a bordello... It's ironic that the pictures were removed on the complaint of a cardinal. I regard censorship as a cardinal sin.”
“Hickory dickory dock my daddyâ€™s nuts from shell shock. Humpty dumpty thought he was wise till gas came along and burned out his eyes. A dillar a dollar a ten o clock scholar blow off his legs and then watch him holler. Rockaby baby in the tree top donâ€™t stop a bomb or youâ€™ll probably flop. Now I lay me down to sleep my bombproof cellars good and deep but if Iâ€™m killed before I wake remember god its for your sake amen.”
“One can only learn by teaching.”
“Domestic employees are at the whim of their employers.”
“Some things you don't need until they leave you, they're the things that you miss.”

Source : "Song: "Bright Lights" ("More Than You Think You Are")". 2002.
“Life's miseries fall disproportionately on children.”

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