"Researches reported that they developed a self-healing plastic that repairs itself if cracked. The plastic will change the way airplanes are built and medicine is practiced. In a related story, Joan Rivers will never die."

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Tina Fey

#Change Quotes #Airplane Quotes #Healing Quotes

“Is life worth living? It all depends on the liver.”
“And frankly, when I made that record, hit songs were not what I was trying to achieve.”
“Firms need to ensure that their ability to provide effective customer service keeps pace with their growth. If you're marketing your firm to new customers, you better be able to provide them service when they do business with you.”
“This year, as we celebrate the 230th anniversary of America's independence, please remember the symbols that are sacred to this country. Fly Old Glory high and show your respect and admiration for this great nation and the values we hold dear.”
“To tell you the truth, the older I get, the less I know. I keep meeting people, both older and younger, who seem to have accrued so much more knowledge or expertise or certainty about who they are and the jobs they do. I just marvel at it.”
“We all go through life bristling at our external limitations, but the most difficult chains to break are inside us.”
“This president (Barack Obama) I think has exposed himself over and over and over again as a guy who has a deep-seated hatred for white people or the white culture . . . Iâ€™m not saying he doesn't like white people, Iâ€™m saying he has a problem. This guy is, I believe, a racist.”
“What was silent in the father speaks in the son, and often I found in the son the unveiled secret of the father.”

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