“You don't need a helmet facing Waqar [Younis] so much as a steel toe cap”
“People think I am the crazy person on stage, but I know how to relax.”
“I don't think there is a single social issue I haven't spoken on.”
Source : "I didn't know what Adrian Mole looked like - well, not until I saw John Major on the telly". Interview with Alex Clark, www.theguardian.com. November 6, 2009.