"Of all our sunny world, i wish only for a garden sofa where a cat is sunning itself"

“Africa is wealthy in natural resources; the problem is they are not optimally utilized.”

Source : "President Museveni Highlights Ugandan Achievements for Americans" by Jim Fisher-Thompson, news.findlaw.com. September 23, 2005.

“The rain forest has Sting. Now Siberia has Jack Dee. Someone had to draw the short straw. In this case it was the rain forest.”

“We need not renounce the use of conventional force. We will be ready to repel any clear and present danger that poses a genuine threat to our national security and survival.”

“You're the drug that works.”

Source : Song: Blood of Me, Album: Siren

“Nowhere on your birth certificate did it say life would be fair”

“I had headaches for over 30 years until I tried chiropractic. They have completely disappeared.”

“Not only weight loss surgery is unnecessary but also it deprives human being a normal life. People after surgery would never be able to enjoy their food ever for the rest of their life whether it is Christmas or they are on their holidays or their child birthday or any other festival. List of problems and complications after the weight loss surgery operation are endless as one may get additional problems such as Hernia, Internal Bleeding, Swelling of the skin around the wounds, etc. I wonder how many weight loss surgeons advice about weight loss surgery to their own family members.”

“What you have to remember, when you get to the level of seeing 10,000 people a night, is that they've all paid to have a performance. I need to make sure that they get their money's worth. I don't want to be going on stage and saying, "I'm just going to try some stuff and if it doesn't work, it doesn't matter," because it does matter.”

Source : Source: www.interviewmagazine.com