"If you want to take down your opponent, you do it tactically, point by point."

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Hasan Minhaj

“I believe that we are put here in human form to decipher the hieroglyphs of love and suffering. And, there is no degree of love or intensity of feeling that does not bring with it the possibility of a crippling hurt. But, it is a duty to take that risk and love without reserve or defense.”
“Nothing is harder, yet nothing is more necessary, than to speak of certain things whose existence is neither demonstrable nor probable. The very fact that serious and conscientious men treat them as existing things brings them a step closer to existence and to the possibility of being born.”
“The bad news is that 50 people died in a hotel fire; the good news is that we got exclusive footage.”
“What worries me is that the debate about gender differences still seems to polarize nature vs. nurture, with some in the social sciences and humanities wanting to assert that biology plays no role at all, apparently unaware of the scientific evidence to the contrary”
“The best way to make Communists is to put the Americans into a place where there were no Communists before.”
“I first became interested in style when I was 16 and I had my first couple of gigs. I realised I couldn't look like the people I was performing to. Not in a condescending way, but just that it would be weird if I was wearing exactly what someone in the crowd was wearing.”
“This is my homeland no one can kick me out.”
“Religion is probably, after sex, the second oldest resource which human beings have available to them for blowing their minds.”

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