"Do lifelong artists pay a price for having chosen to make art? Of course. Everyone pays the price for his or her choices."

“I would say that I have a love-hate relationship with almost everything in my life, including stand-up.”

Source : "Chelsea Peretti Is About To Get Very Famous". Interview with Rose Surnow, www.cosmopolitan.com. June 11, 2013.

“The moment we decide to throw more energy into fighting for our mate than with him, the crack of a fist on the enemy's jaw splits the ears of angels.”

“What is more likely? That tomorrow will be called 'Thursday' or that Maxine Waters will play the race card in her ethics investigation?”

“I've always wanted to be the biggest real estate man to come down the pike.”

“Advertising is the modern substitute for argument, its function is to make the worse appear the better article. A confused competition of all propagandas -- those insults to human nature -- is carried on by the most expert psychological methods -- for instance, by always repeating a lie.”

Source : George Santayana (1937). “The Works of George Santayana”

“The Christians seized all the maize the locals of Nicaragua had grown for themselves and their own families and, as a consequence, some twenty or thirty thousand natives died of hunger, some mothers even killing their own children and eating them.”

“Women continue receiving less salary for the same kind of job. Women have a higher unemployment rate in our country. When you analyze the composition of poverty, you will find that most of the families in poverty are being run by a woman.”

“We don’t need more ‘What if the mother is going to die’ debated, we need ‘I had an abortion because I was not ready to be a mother. It was my choice and my right. I own it. Back the f@#( up.”