"Anyone dumb enough to get his political information from a comic strip deserves what he gets at the polls."

-- Garry Trudeau

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“I really don't care if Stephanie enjoys kissing Kurt Angle. Or if Kurt Angle enjoys kissing Stephanie. Or hell, if Kurt Angle enjoys kissing Triple H! Cause as far as I'm concerned all three of you can kiss my ass!”
“The Behaviorist cannot find consciousness in the test-tube of his science.”
“When you were a kid and the circus came to town it was awesome to see these little creatures, but these things go out of fashion, like polyester blazers with rolled up sleeves. We don't have to suffer them anymore so why are there all these little people running around?”
“My wife, Bojana, is a doctor; we both work intense hours and have months when we barely see each other. It isnt easy, but we realize nobody said it was supposed to be!”
“When you get right down to it, one of the most important tasks of a leader is to eliminate his people's excuse for failure.”
“Youth is not a time of life; it is a state of mind; it is not a matter of rosy cheeks, red lips and supple knees; it is a matter of the will, quality of the imagination, a vigor of the emotions; it is the freshness of the deep springs of life.”

Source : "Youth". Essay by Samuel Ullman, www.beliefnet.com. 1920.
“Every single Act either weakeneth or improveth our Credit with other MenÂ ; and as an habit of being just to our Word will confirm, so an habit of too freely dispensing with it must necessarily destroy it.”
“It's much easier to wear a Chairman Mao button and shake your fists in the air and all that, then to actually read the Communist manifesto and things like that and actually become involved in politics.”

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