"I'm not a believer, I call myself an atheist. It was man who invented God. I once wrote that there are 15 things I know about God, and one is that he is allergic to shellfish. There are far too many commandments and you really only need one: Do not hurt anybody."

-- Carl Reiner

#Hurt Quotes #Atheist Quotes #Men Quotes

“A star can never die. It just turns into a smile and melts back into the cosmic music, the dance of life.”

Source : "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“Success in the sport is, above all else, about enduring suffering.”
“I would not want to live in any other period,”
“Youth comes but once in a lifetime.”
“I was used to being the smartest guy in the room, and then God dropped me in a place that was well beyond me. It was painfully awesome.”
“What is there so fearful as the expectation of evil tidings delayed? ... Misery is a more welcome visitant when she comes in her darkest guise and wraps us in perpetual black, for then the heart no longer sickens with disappointed hope.”
“How can you practice dancing in an airplane? There's a law against it.”
“Many people continue to think of sharks as man-eating beasts. Sharks are enormously powerful and wild creatures, but youre more likely to be killed by your kitchen toaster than a shark!”

Source : "Oceans Activist Ted Danson on California's Shark Fin Ban (Exclusive Q&A)". Interview with Degen Pener, www.hollywoodreporter.com. October 10, 2011.

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