"I know more Australian people than I know New Zealand persons. I feel like there's a real gap in my education."

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Source : Source: www.avclub.com

Cameron Esposito

#Real Quotes #People Quotes #Gaps Quotes

“None, none descends into himself, to find The secret imperfections of his mind: But every one is eagle-ey'd to see Another's faults, and his deformity.”

Source : John Dryden (1760). “The Miscellaneous Works of John Dryden, Esq;: Containing All His Original Poems, Tales, and Translations. Now First Collected and Published Together in Four Volumes. With Explanatory Notes and Observations. Also an Account of His Life and Writings ...”, p.379
“I have had the auditioning process go on for two weeks or three weeks. I am always incredibly anxious. The audition and the wait is definitely the hardest part for me.”
“[O]nly if every individual strives for truth can humanity attain a happier future; the atavisms in each of us that stand in the way of a friendlier destiny can only thus be rendered ineffective.”
“The greatest thing about Facebook is that you can quote anyone without actually getting it right and nobody will know the difference”
“For a creative writer possession of the 'truth' is less important than emotional sincerity.”
“The pursuit of knowledge is an intoxicant, a lure that scientists and explorers have known from ancient times; indeed, exhilaration in the pursuit of knowledge is part of what has kept our species so adaptive.”
“figures are clear and open, they hold nothing hidden, no secret they will not tell.”
“Look, you can date whoever you want and I will totally support you. I am all about support. Support is my middle name.â€ â€œSo thatâ€™s why you never told me your middle name. I figured it was something embarrassing.”

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