"What is with waiters who don't write anything down and memorize your order instead? Are you trying to impress me or something? If you were that smart you wouldn't be a ***** waiter in the first place."

-- Aaron Karo

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“Joy to the world All the boys and girls now Joy to the fishes in the deep blue sea Joy to you and me”

Source : Song: Joy To The World
“The right of revolution is an inherent one. When people are oppressed by their government, it is a natural right they enjoy to relieve themselves of oppression, if they are strong enough, whether by withdrawal from it, or by overthrowing it and substituting a government more acceptable.”

Source : "Personal Memoirs of General U. S. Grant". Book by Ulysses S. Grant. Chapter 16, www.gutenberg.org. 1885.
“Home grown tomatoes, home grown tomatoes What would life be like without homegrown tomatoes Only two things that money can't buy That's true love and home grown tomatoes.”
“If you're giving love and not receiving it, you're not in the right relationship. If you're receiving it and not giving it than you are taking advantage of the other person.”

Source : "Patti Stanger: "What I've Learned About Love"". The Shape Interview, www.shape.com.
“If in normal conditions it is skill, which counts, in such extreme situations, it is the spirit, which saves.”
“The better your attitude and the harder you work, the luckier you get.”
“It's always darkest before it turns absolutely pitch black.”
“Great blessings await us at this time, and will soon be poured out upon us, if we are faithful in all things, for we are even entitled to greater spiritual blessings than they [the faithful at the time of Christ] were, because they had Christ in person with them, to instruct them in the great plan of salvation. His personal presence we have not, therefore we have need of greater faith.”

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