"There's enough people that do unfunny music. I'll leave the serious stuff to Paris Hilton and Kevin Federline."

-- Al Yankovic

#Paris Quotes #People Quotes #Stuff Quotes

“I'm actually really obsessed with Bruce Springsteen,”
“In the range of inorganic nature. I doubt if any object can be found more perfectly beautiful than a fresh, deep snowdrift, seen under warm light.”
“Whenever we accept an idea as authority instead of as instrument, an idol is set up. We worship the plough, and not the fruit.”
“If I had multiple lives, I'd like to do many things, including being a homicide investigator. I'm not brave enough to chase people and draw down on them. Having spent time with that, it can be an incredibly terrifying job.”
“The game's finest mistakes were perpetrated by Djimi Traore, who interrupted his general competence with one air shot, one slice over his own head and a foul so telegraphed that even the lenient referee seemed to have his card out a couple of seconds before contact was made, to show the first yellow of the game.”
“That's really what wealth does for you. It gives you freedom to make choices.”
“If I can be an inspiration for someone, that's fine, but just don't look down on me. Don't say, 'Oh, you're in a wheelchair.”
“Seriousness is a disease of the ego”

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