"at first I thought you were just using me" she said "I definitely am." I just wasn't sure for what. "Asshole!" she said, and punched me in the side. And she laughed as my kidney began to hemorrhage. That's the beauty of honesty. Everyones so unused to hearing it they just assume you're kidding, and you get to feel very good and forthcoming without suffering any consequences except for traces of blood in your urine for the next day or two."

-- Paul Neilan

#Honesty Quotes #Blood Quotes #Two Quotes

“I was raised around heterosexuals, as all heterosexuals are, that's where us gay people come from... you heterosexuals.”
“I do not believe this darkness will endure.”
“Temptation hath a music for all ears.”
“To every one of us there must come a time when the whole universe will be found to have been a dream, when we find the soul is infinitely better than its surroundings. It is only a question of time, and time is nothing in the infinite.”
“Life for delays and doubts no time does give, None ever yet made haste enough to live.”
“Abortion is a denial of one of those powers which make women women.”
“Rome has seven sacraments, but the Protestant churches, being less prosperous, feel that they can afford only two, and these of inferior sanctity.”
“...according to the teachings of Islam, war is to be waged not against the enemy but against the aggressor. (p. 49)”

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