"I want Americans to know that Guantánamo​ happened not to monsters, but to men. Innocent men."

“Barbara said she knew it was in as soon as she shot it. She's told me a lot of lies over the last four years, but that was the biggest one I've ever heard.”

“We Latin women are liberated from the neck up, not the neck down.”

“I don't like being recognised, I have no interest in being famous at all, I just do what I do. If I could be like Captain Kirk and beam myself up and then beam myself down, I would!”

Source : "Octomom Talks Reality Show, Dough & Donor" by Breanne L. Heldman, www.eonline.com. April 8, 2009.

“When other presidents used the executive pen, they used to it for things like should we lower the flag at half mast for someone who died and things like that. When President Obama uses it, he changes the way America does business.”

“Nothing grows well without space and air.”

Source : Patricia Monaghan (1999). “The Office Oracle: Wisdom at Work”, Llewellyn Worldwide Limited

“I've been working some really long hours for the last five or six years. Anybody who works on series television knows, and especially women because women spend probably two hours more than the guys with all their hair and makeup crap.”

“What hard evidence is there that Obama doesn't want ebola in America?”

“I don't believe in diets.”